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My own personal belief about why Regina is so drawn to Robin:

If Regina, in the course of three hundred sixty-five days got to know Robin and love him, she obviously opened herself up enough to trust.

If Regina can take out her heart but can still feel for Robin, then it would stand to reason that - 

They are literal soul mates

"Have we met before?"

"I highly doubt I would forget meeting you."

No one else has had these moments with people who weren’t in town the first time. David didn’t blink twice at Robin, or vice versa. Those aren’t throwaway lines.

Regina and Robin’s souls know one another, and I’ll tell you what other couple wound up being literal, canon soul mates when the fandom was a shit storm of ship wars:

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Baby’s first haircut. It doesn’t actually stand up that way on its own, I promise.

Baby’s first haircut. It doesn’t actually stand up that way on its own, I promise.

"You wash up on a deserted island alone. Sitting on a sand is a box. What is in that box?"

this woman that broke your heart, do you still love her?
- y e s
how am i supposed to trust a man who doesn’t believe in love?
- i  s t i l l  d o .
the next time your lips touch emma swan’s, all of her magic will be taken. everything that makes her special, that makes her powerful, that makes her a threat, will be gone.
- i  w o n ’ t  d o  i t .

Lily Sparks is slamming Robin for giving up Regina’s heart

fairytalesandfallenangels:

oncerthathungersfordivergence:

shortforabaddon:

DUDE. Rumpel was threatening to murder his 3 year old son right in front of him if he didn’t give up the heart. EMMA WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING IF HENRY WERE THREATENED. THIS IS NOT A GOOD SQ ARGUMENT. REGINA WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME AS WELL.

I heard about that. She’s a disgrace as a reviewer. A lot of what she writes is insulting and makes no sense.

Regina herself even said that it was the right thing to do and that nothing is worth the loss of a child. 

Seriously why does this woman even have a job? U g h. 

I can’t stand Lily Sparks. If I ran a legit website, having this skewed of an opinion on a ship no matter which one it was, would get you fired. If Entertainment Weekly pulled shit like this with being so heavily biased, it wouldn’t fly. Moderate excitement about a ship? Okay, sure, whatever. But being so biased toward Swan Queen that you’re pissed about a parent making the decision to keep their toddler from losing their only parent? Get out of my face with that shit.

(Bonus loathing for her ragging on Emma ever time she cries or shows any weakness.)

fairytalesandfallenangels:

lanaparrillasituation:

just wondering how the fuck everyone got in Regina’s house again since the show made such a big deal over making the fucking front door disappear???????????

I just assumed that the door came back once Cora’s ghost disappeared. 

yeah but they were busting into the room while Cora’s ghost was disappearing, so idk.

just wondering how the fuck everyone got in Regina’s house again since the show made such a big deal over making the fucking front door disappear???????????

onceuponapodcast:

Episode 28: Bleeding Through
Discovering Cora’s past leads to a major realization by Snow and Regina about how they want to move forward into what future they may (or may not) have. There were so many amazing things going on in this episode: Regina and Snow had a heart to heart, Zelena and Regina had a sisterly visit, Rumplestiltskin and Zelena have a hot date, and of course a surprising kiss… we are getting very excited about how this season is going to wrap up, and also have a few thoughts and theories about how that might happen.
Welcome to our 28th episode!
Our Top 5s (3:45)
The Lighter Side of Storybrooke (41:10)
Listener Letters (50:35)
News about upcoming episodes (59:00)
Thanks for joining us! (1:10:40)
Only three weeks left of this Once Upon a Time season! Don’t forget to join us again as we discover who wins the battle of wicked vs. evil.
- Britt and Amanda
Podcast: Play in new window | Download (86.4MB)

onceuponapodcast:

Episode 28: Bleeding Through

Discovering Cora’s past leads to a major realization by Snow and Regina about how they want to move forward into what future they may (or may not) have. There were so many amazing things going on in this episode: Regina and Snow had a heart to heart, Zelena and Regina had a sisterly visit, Rumplestiltskin and Zelena have a hot date, and of course a surprising kiss… we are getting very excited about how this season is going to wrap up, and also have a few thoughts and theories about how that might happen.

  1. Welcome to our 28th episode!
  2. Our Top 5s (3:45)
  3. The Lighter Side of Storybrooke (41:10)
  4. Listener Letters (50:35)
  5. News about upcoming episodes (59:00)
  6. Thanks for joining us! (1:10:40)

Only three weeks left of this Once Upon a Time season! Don’t forget to join us again as we discover who wins the battle of wicked vs. evil.

- Britt and Amanda

Podcast: Play in new window | Download (86.4MB)

Dear Baby E,

Exactly one year ago, at this exact time, you were approximately 4 days late and your parents said ‘fuck it, we’re going to force him out.’

By 1 p.m. that afternoon, you were here, and you were pissed, but what can you do? You mastered looking out of a rainy window and plotting your escape when you were mere hours old.

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But yeah, you were mostly pissed.

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Mostly though, you slept a lot, and I don’t know what it is about taking pictures of babies sleeping - because they all look the same and nothing really ever changes - but there are a literal metric shit ton (actual measurement) of pictures of you sleeping. For some reason, you had nightmares and you would scream in your sleep which scared the living shit out of everyone. We will not acknowledge that you ever watched The Walking Dead with me and move on.

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(You also sat through Doctor Who, Orphan Black, and all of season 2 of OUAT like a champ, and I’m not saying you enjoy Lana Parrilla, but one time you were crying and you stopped as soon as she was on screen and talking. So I mean, take that how you will.)

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Oh look, imagine that, another picture of you sleeping. I wonder how many there are?

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Okay, I’ll STOP.

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:)

Anyway, you really love water. You could live in the water and with the exception of the first time you ever went into a tub of water and didn’t know what the fuck was happening, you have never resisted taking a bath. Spoiler alert: I bought you so many bath toys for your birthday this year it’s like I’m trying to encourage you into becoming a merman. Or a merlady if you that’s what you feel like one day. For a while, your mama would get you out of the bath and wrap you in a ducky towel and bring you to see me when you were all fresh and clean and smelled like a baby hooker from all the lotion and such.

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That stopped the day you shit in my arms which was disgusting, but memorable, and I’m telling the first person you ever bring home to meet the family exactly what you did.

When the ‘everything is fair game for going into my mouth’ stage hit, nothing was safe. Not my hair, not papa’s glasses, not my fingers, not even your own fingers. Everything in the mouth, no exceptions.

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You even gazed at my phone longingly, like it should have been yours for the taking.

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Question: What did the TV remote ever do to you?

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But you grew out of that phase as you continued to grow, period, and soon the fruit of your labors popped through in the form of two bottom teeth. I guess you’ve decided ‘fuck it, two teeth is all I need’ because there are literally no more teeth. You have not sprouted anything else, and really, after the agony that is two sharp objects cutting through your gums, why would you keep going? You eat a medium-rare steak pretty well and you really like apple sauce, so what the hell, two teeth for life.

I don’t know if all babies like their car seats as much as you do, but you could sit in yours contently for hours. In fact, you have, as the entire family sat in a cell phone store and upgraded their phones at the same time. You really don’t ever make a fuss, unless you don’t feel well, or someone’s not feeding you fast enough.

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PS: You also cry when you look really adorable while you’re crying and I stop to take a picture of you all pouty face in your super hero pajamas.

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Those pjs, by the way? They were too small after a week. You hit this stage around seven months where you started growing and growing and growing. It was so fast, and at the same time everyone couldn’t wait to watch you finally say ‘fuck it’ to tummy time and start crawling, or pulling yourself up to see the world from up a little higher.

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You moved out of my house when you were around eight months old, so I don’t see you quite as often as I used to, but believe me when I tell you your mama and daddy have done everything they know how to do to make your life better. Your daddy and I didn’t have a lot when we were growing up, and your mama wasn’t very loved. But it’s like all of us have descended upon you to make sure you have everything you could ever think of to want and more, and you are so, so loved. I can’t think of anything or anyone I love more than you. I love you more than Regina Mills and raw cookie dough.

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Some good things and not so good things happened in the year since you’ve been here. There was a bombing in Boston, F5 tornadoes here at home, we got a new Doctor, the world was introduced to Tatiana Maslany, some wonderful people like Laverne Cox have stepped up to hopefully help make the world a better place, and I have a tv with Neflix right on it.

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What a time to be alive, man.

I hope in this past year, you’ve learned that you have people who love you very, very much. You’ll always be my baby burrito, no matter how much you grow. You’re my peanut, and Aunt B loves you. Never forget who taught you how to pat your mouth and make wild sounds, or blow kisses, or bang shit on the coffee table to annoy the living fuck out of everyone. I taught you all those things, and I’m going to teach you so much more. I can’t wait, and whatever the next year has in store for you, I can’t wait to see that, too.

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Happy first birthday, Baby E.

Love,

Aunt B